The war has ended. Coalition troops have all left, some hitch-hiking, some in body bags. Osama bin Laden is now the popularly elected life president of Pakistan. He is driven everywhere in a gold-plated stretch Hummer, complete with a state-of-the-art video studio, a present from president Mugabe of Zimbabwe. The Taliban has prospered mightily, bought Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas. Celine Dion now performs in a burkha. Ex-president Hamid Karzai has left the country, and is rumored to be a capo of the Gambino family in New York. After the coalition forces left Afghanistan, ...
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