So im ryling on the floor in pain after my dog randomly decided to savagely launch an assault upon my delicate and rather sensitive face. The son of a bitch had caught me like a treat right beneath my eye; there was blood gashing out, screaming; f’ing and blinding…………..and all I could I think about was that fucking Norwich union advert I had just seen on TV straight before the incident saying how amazing their car insurance deals are……….and how fucking obvious it is they employ over excited drama queens to express their amazement at such wonderful deals!!! Naturally this made me more enraged a...
